I Put Ice On My Penis

Riddle

Here, for example, where a household may get lost socks? And the gregarious - the only two manned couples had gone away into the tank with dirty laundry that was the reason embark still looking for a clean pair this morning instead of the traditional regular washing of survivors. And what do you think? Found 8 (!) Net unpaired socks of different colors and patterns. And no one set! Long thought, then scolded, and then mused about how the will look ADYN monochromatic brown socks and brown ADYN socks in white diamond, and then still decided to spare and colleagues to preserve their sense of beauty and encased nylon pantyhose, I'm afraid I do not like.
So, today we have:
sock brown monochrome - 1 pc.
sock brown with white diamond - 1 pc.
socks navy blue cotton - 1 pc.
toe black polyester - 1 pc.
sock blue with white stripes - 1 pc.
black nylon socks - 1 pc.
sock swamp colors, nylon - 1 pc.
black nylon socks, a flowered - 1 pc.

And do you want to do with this boHachestvom? Where are hiding their second halves?
In stiralka not hide, it is too small, all in the mind. Dirty stuff wash regularly so that you can not hide. Sheets and duvet covers inspected for trapping them. Do socks appeared cloak of invisibility? They have learned to dissolve in the air?

remains radical way - to practice the tactics vyzhzhenory land, ie scrape out a wardrobe full of summer-autumn-winter-spring wardrobe and break it all.

And yet - so mysteriously. To simultaneously lost almost ALL socks!
may have wound up Noskov fetishist? Well, at least, ahem, underwear while on the ground. It seems to be. ))

And still bothers me that question - why am I still getting tired on Monday, waking in the morning for work? Here, wake up with the idea, how tired I am. Maybe make a habit of going to bed at half ten?